What do I tell my Commanding Officer?
I was only doing 10 miles an hour
Hell of a Parking Job, Brownie
I wasn't drunk, just a little tipsy
You won't believe this your Honor, I was hit by a meteor
The Problem was under the hood
There were not Stop Signs
I guess I'll go in and get some aspirins while I am here
Can I use your telephone?
the tree wasn't there when I made the turn
Down by the Old Mill Stream
Get a Horse from Blankets and Harnesses
Ditch the car and run for it
I has a weak Back around a Week Back
But the Trolley swerved in front of me
A Day in the Park, commuting with Nature
Confederate Steamer collides with Transport "Che-Kiang" with intention to sink her
Frank Leslie