What do I tell my Commanding Officer?
the tree wasn't there when I made the turn
Down by the Old Mill Stream
Hell of a Parking Job, Brownie
But the Trolley swerved in front of me
I wasn't drunk, just a little tipsy
You won't believe this your Honor, I was hit by a meteor
A Day in the Park, commuting with Nature
The Problem was under the hood
Get a Horse from Blankets and Harnesses
There were not Stop Signs
I guess I'll go in and get some aspirins while I am here
I was only doing 10 miles an hour
Ditch the car and run for it
Can I use your telephone?
I has a weak Back around a Week Back